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The Fathead Chronicles
Love, Danger, and Adventure on the High Seas
Created on 2005-09-30 13:45:24 (#8424013), last updated 2009-07-01
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Basic Info| Name: | captfabulous |
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| Location: | Connecticut, United States |
| Website: | SmarterThanHistory.com |
BioWhen I was 5 years old, I was rejected by a girl who lived in a trailer park. The next year, I cut my hand trying to climb a fence to sneak into a drive-in to watch "E.T." with my biological father, whom I have not seen since 1999. When I lived in Hartford, in about first grade, I found a fuzzy caterpillar I decided to keep as a pet; when I showed it to my sister, she took it from me and bit it in half. Around that time, I fell down the stairs in the back of a hardware store and cut my head open on a garden hoe. In third grade, I saw a girl from school get hit by a car in a crosswalk. Fast forward to 7th grade: I got into my last fistfight ever. I think it was over before it ever started as the kid was intimidated by me. That felt good. One day in 8th grade, I wore to school a pair of light colored jeans that I pulled out of the dryer before they were quite dry, and as a result there was a big, green patch of mildew on my ass by the end of the day. In tenth grade I got suspended for standing on a window ledge when I was trying to get away from the stench of the chemicals preserving the cats we were dissecting in biology class. Shortly after graduation, some friends and I were at Bickford's around midnight when these two drunk rednecks tried to start a fight with us. The were much bigger than us, and I was not terribly brave. For about a month while working third shift at Stop & Shop, I was mesmerized by a magazine cover featuring Elizabeth Shue wearing only a button up shirt and panties. When I turned 21, I had my first ever surprise party. I was completely surprised, and I nearly ruined it because I wanted to stay home and clean the carpets. I was disappointed when they cancelled "Andy Richter Controls the Universe." When a co-worker started mocking me the day after the Red Sox blew Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS, I threw a cup of water in her face. I still can't blow a bubble with gum, but I can mimic pretty convincingly a dog's bark - I am able to confuse dogs with it.
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